New Morale Patches: "Karen" and "Old Horny Slut"
Story time,
It was my first morning in Sun Valley, Idaho and Yanne and I just finished with some Jiu Jitsu and he was driving me around town showing me what's what.
One of the stops, of course, was the gym, in which we pulled up to the front, hopped out and took a quick tour inside. On our way back out, Yanne hit the auto-starter on his truck and pulled a quick sidebar to show me the view over the pool with the spectacular mountains in Ketchum.
We were standing there for about 24 seconds, talking about life, and out of nowhere this screeching voice calls out, "IS THIS YOUR TRUCK!?". She then sternly asks if she can turn his truck off. (I guess there's vehicle idling rules or some shit.)
To the lady's dismay, Yanne sternly goes "No!", and with them looking at us like we were deranged maniacs, he followed it up with a "Carry on". He actually said "Carry on". They moseyed off, obviously muttering under their breaths about what had just happened.
As we got back in his truck, he was like "I'm glad you got to see that. There's like a whole community of those types of women out here out here...sometimes you just gotta put your foot down."
It was one of the realest moves I'd ever seen, and a lesson to us all. When it comes to Karens, sometimes you just need to put your foot down.
Restocks? ANOTHER ONE:
Any old horny Karens, hit my line,
Steven
