Surrounded by idiots? We have the Morale Patch just for you!
Howdy,
The more and more I've looked at this patch, the more and more I've been assessing the people around me in my life to determine if I am, and I quote, "surrounded by idiots."
I'm definitely not surrounded by idiots at work. Actually, I'm not surrounded by anybody at all. I work by myself here, which has it's perks. I'm always the smartest person in the room.
It's not my family, either; I know that because I'm politely forced to go play trivia with them every week, and if we don't get at least in the top 3 then it was all for nothing.
That takes me to Jiu-Jitsu, where my main training partners consist of an orthopedic surgeon, an anesthesiologist, an aerospace engineer employed by NASA, and a trauma unit nurse. So, that ain't it. After careful deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that I may be "the idiot." It's okay, though, I make up for it with my can-do attitude toward life.
Speaking of idiots, you guys see the article talking about the Air Force "unveiling" the B-21 Raider, "the most advanced military aircraft ever built." That's bullshit! Violent Little unveiled the B-21 Raider months ago! The only reason we didn't tell Fox News was that we were trying to be stealthy about it.
-Steven