Let's lick tits!
Valued Subscribers,
I don't know why "Let's lick tits" isn't a more widely used phrase in our day-to-day lives. Not just because of how easily it rolls off the tongue, but also because it's got so many follow-up phrases that would make for some pretty sweet dialogue. If someone says that to you, you can come back at them with something like "Don't threaten me with a good time." or "Looks like there's gonna be double trouble." That's just me spitballing ideas off the top of my head and they're already better than what you could say after something like "Let's blow this popsicle stand." People are too busy trying to picture what a popsicle stand even is, or worse, questioning why someone would want to blow one. But who's not getting excited over the thought of licking some tits, even if it is just a figure of speech? That's something most of us here can relate to, or at least really really want to relate to.
Steven