While attending our mandatory biannual smoked salmon fishing trip in Norway we came upon a great Viking treasure. It called to us from the depths and revealed itself to us for reasons unknown. But we aren't ones to ask questions, so we boxed it up and smuggled it home, Indiana Jones Style...customs be damned.

• One 2" x 1" Bronze Valhalla Bar
• Pays For Your Toll Through The Gates
• Really Fucking Heavy, put it in a sock?