Have you ever had to respond "I don't work here" when perusing a store?

You have? You're not special. Turns out if you wear what you bought in said store, they might mistake you for an employee. Don't forget to get it as a sticker too.

• 2.5" x 2.5" - 3D Design
  
• 3D PVC, Hook-Backed
  
• "No, I don't work at this Feed n' Seed, but the bull semen straws are in aisle 5"