Tired of the same old you? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? Well join Globo Gym. Here to help you go from Frankenstein, to Franken-fine. See also: the Average Joe's Gymnasium patch, if you're a loser who like losing.

• 3" inch PVC Morale Patch
• 3D, Hook-Backed
• "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."