WARNING: This patch contains zero caramel, peanuts, or chocolatey goodness.

Furthermore, and apparently this needs to be said in this day and age, even though it goes without saying, that no reasonable person would confuse this patch with a swear word on it with anything that has to do with any sort of prominent candy bars, brands, and/or the Mar se Co. (intentionally misspelled to trip up all the dumb algorithms), any other chocolate companies or its subsidiaries, and/or but not limited to any offshore shell companies as well. Does that cover it? Just some guys taking advantage of parody law.

• 4" x 1.25" Embroidered Morale Patch
• Hook-Backed
• "That's not what your girlfriend said."