Boner Jams '03...it's a mix tape patch I made. We all have our own versions...or maybe all the millenialism you practice has made you sterile and androgynous? In any case, you can at least pretend to have virility by sporting the Boner Jams patch to let everyone know you're comfortable fucking your own hand. 

• 3.5" x 1.9", PVC Patch
• Hook-Backed w/matching Loop
• I don't want your big box of porn, Andy!