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Patches

  • "Cowabunga It Is" Morale Patch
    "Cowabunga It Is" Morale Patch
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  • "Cowboy Shit" Patch
    "Cowboy Shit" Patch
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  • "Cowgirl Shit" Patch
    "Cowgirl Shit" Patch
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  • "Craneo Tropic" Patch
    "Craneo Tropic" Patch
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  • "Credit Default Swaps" Patch
    "Credit Default Swaps" Patch
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  • "Crenshaw For President" Morale Patch
    "Crenshaw For President" Morale Patch
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  • "Damn, We're In a Tight Spot" Patch
    "Damn, We're In a Tight Spot" Patch
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  • "Damn. Sluts!" Patch
    "Damn. Sluts!" Patch
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  • "Das Boot" Patch
    "Das Boot" Patch
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  • "Day Man" Patch
    "Day Man" Patch
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  • "DD214 Pending Approval" Patch
    "DD214 Pending Approval" Patch
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  • "Dick In A Patch" Morale Patch
    "Dick In A Patch" Morale Patch
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  • "DikCok" PVC Patch
    "DikCok" PVC Patch
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  • "DikCok" Sticker
    "DikCok" Sticker
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  • "Do me a Favor, and STFU" Wonka Patch
    "Do me a Favor, and STFU" Wonka Patch
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