One of our best/worst shirts yet, The Little Show of Violence gives you a real feel for how things are really done around here. There’s usually one guy on the podium running the show who was in the Navy just long enough to get the salute incorrect...an army of drones marching in circles surrounded by outdated, yet freshly painted weaponry that seldom sees action. Ready for war. Designed by Kelly Knopp.

• Next Level: 60/40, Silky and Soft
• Runs Slightly Small
• Big show, no results, always on CNN.