Did you hear about the Buddhist who swallowed a Gl0ck? He called it his inner piece.

Life is like a dick. It gets hard for no reason and it is much too short. 

Alright, enough one-liners. On a serious note, Adam Hall (A British novelist) was quoted saying "A gun is psychologically a penis-substitute and a symbol of power..." This hits a little too close to home to us at Violent Little, so we put the concept into a patch.

• 3.3" x 2.85" - 3D Design
  
• 3D PVC, Hook-Backed
  
• "You're so vein(y), you probably think this patch is about you."