What's America's least favorite word? MOIST. We don't get it though, so we made this patch for you cool souls who appreciate it for all the good things it stands for: moist towelettes, a cookie dipped in a glass of milk, a dewy and sweaty forehead, wet sheets, and pancakes smothered in butter and syrup. Also available as a sticker.

• 2" x 1.3" inches, PVC
• Hook-Backed
• Makes you feel a certain type of way