Snitches get stitches or worse they end up in ditches. Unless you plan on digging a six-foot hole with your hands then you're going to need this shovel. It's even a perfect size to hide in your trunk for whenever you need it. You know, when you hit a deer...

• 11" by 3" Sturdy Plastic Shovel
• Grab a sticker too while you're at it
• Don't dig anywhere they plan to build condominiums.