College, get there!

There are two versions available. One is really big. Like as big as a horse's wang...if you grew up on the land like me, you'll understand (written by an Australian employee).

I'm not sure why we got it this big, but it would look pretty badass on your backpack or SWAT vest or something. You should buy the big one because, #1, it's more expensive and #2, I think we ordered too many. 

• 2 sizes. 11" wide or 3" wide
  
• 3D PVC, Hook-Backed
  
• "There's a time and place for everything, children. It's called college"