My man,
Back when gangsters still had some class, Frank Lucas was out here running a "million dollar a day" business like it was nothing. The story of how they discovered who he even was is incredible.
The guy stays low key for years, until his wife decides to get him a $100,000 mink coat, which he wears to a Muhammad Ali fight, where he had even better seats than the known mafia members that were in attendance. I can imagine that probably turned some heads. What did we learn here, men? Don't let your wife pick your clothes and you won't ever be spotted by the FBI. Easy peasy.
Pick up one of these sweet patches to remind yourself that you better be somebody.